presidentmikasa:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

this is the best story



weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

peekachiu:

i’m actually very pretty if you close your eyes

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

shyowl:

adzscott:

Second night camping spot. Somewhere near Wanaka, New Zealand


unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.





allthingseurope:

Trouville-sur-Mer, France (by Bye.Bye.Birdie)



melepeta:

(by Kåre Gade)


archaeologicalperiodical:

Child Burial

The burial of infants in jars was a common custom in Mesopotamia, Egypt and Palestine. The jar was generally placed under the living room floor possibly to keep the child within the family circle.

Ghassul

Chalcolithic